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![Episode 234 | “The Art of Attraction”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_2349oxn9_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Episode 234 | “The Art of Attraction”
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Si & Veronica are MacGyvering it together for episode 234. We are in the full swing of 4 hours of Bachelor in Paradise content that could definitely be shortened into just one episode. It is only 2-3 days in and people are already getting desperado. Romeo dug himself his own grave with dusty behavior. A love triangle is forming between Genevieve, Justin, and Aaron, after Genevieve spent most of the second day crying over Justin being on a date. Victoria is bringing her hotness out to play. Salley is being preceded by her suitcase and its vibrating contents. Is the reenactment by Wells and crew true? Teddi seemed to have got in her head too much and just left after “not feeling it enough” with Andrew. Or was there something more? Lots of baby news in Bachelor Nation with Vanessa Grimaldi welcoming her first child and Caila Quinn and Sarah Herron announcing their pregnancies.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 37m:35s)
RIP to Coolio. Tom Brady and Gisele seem to be heading to splitsville after sources say they have retained divorce lawyers. Lizzo was the first to play James Madison’s crystal flute and now his estate wants her to perform there. Paramore dropped their first single for their new album coming out next February. Trevor Noah is making all types of moves… some away from the Daily Show and some into Dua Lipa’s arms and lips. Vee went “Yikes!” to Ye’s “white lives matter” shirts and to Nick Cannon having his ninth and tenth kids just weeks apart. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 233 | “On One”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_23383via_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Episode 233 | “On One”
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Si & Veronica are feeling sleepy and slap happy for episode 233! We are back on the beach with mostly the girls of Clayton’s season, the guys of the last four (4) bachelorettes, and a couple random old alums. And everyone is looking hot and ready to hit the Boom Boom Room. Will Shanae and Genevieve be enemies 2.0 or will Kira and Jill be the new two at battle? Serene and Brandon seem like a promising couple and so do Andrew and Teddi… or do they? Susie and Clayton broke up, which we saw coming from the miles away they moved from each other. Kelley Flanagan and Pilot Pete are flying high as a couple AGAIN. If you wanted a date with Tyler Cameron, you needed to be ready to cough up $15K because that’s how much he went for at the charity auction in honor of his mom.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 37m:51s)
Rihanna is making her return to music as the halftime performer for the Super Bowl. Does that mean new music is on the way and/or some star studded guest acts in her set? Gigi Hadid and Leonardo Dicaprio keep confusing us with their cozy behavior but then reps saying they are close friends. Something must be in the air because celeb men continue to cheat on their amazing wives. Ime Udoka, coach of the Boston Celtics, was caught cheating on longtime partner and mother of his child, Nia Long. If that wasn’t enough “Yikes!” Vee also said it to YouTube famous Try Guy Ned Fulmer caught cheating on his wife with a Try Guys staffer! When he says “he loves his wife” as his brand… I guess he didn’t mean it. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 232 | “Hunger Games”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_2326dlcp_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Episode 232 | “Hunger Games”
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Si & Veronica are booked and busy for episode 232. ABC decided to torture us by dragging out this second part of the finale to 3 hours, which at least half an hour of that was commercials and promo reels during the Live show. The emphasis was on Rachel’s drama post-proposal as Tino and his baby back bitch self decided to cheat on her. We got to see them fight and break up not once BUT TWICE, with the second time being in front of a live studio audience. Aven swept in as Rachel’s knight in shining armor to take her away from the reaction cam for the rest of the night. Gabby’s ending was spoiled by us seeing her ring in the clip of her consoling Rachel. And they actively ignored Erich’s blackface in favor of having him go through how he didn’t break up with a situationship prior to the show in a great way. I can only hope Jesse was joking when he said that he’s happy to have a Bachelor that doesn’t look just like him because Zach, aka our new Bachelor, is not far off. And now we are going to be on the beach just next week. No rest for the wicked!
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 30m:49s)
Netflix reality shows aren’t a great place for romance it seems. Tyler Stanaland from “Selling the OC” has split from his wife, Brittany Snow, and Deepti and Kyle from Love is Blind season 2 are donezo as well. Future is set to make in the high 8 figures for his music catalog. Meanwhile, Ye might not make money off of Yeezy licenses for a hot second… Vee went “Yikes!” to Adam Levine asking his “mistress” to use her name for his future child. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 231 | “Panic Mode”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_2316nopa_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Sep 15, 2022
Episode 231 | “Panic Mode”
Thursday Sep 15, 2022
Thursday Sep 15, 2022
Si & Veronica are feeling run of the mill for this episode 231! Mexico is the place for breakups it seems with this episode starting with Zach dumping Rachel before she could dump him. He definitely got a good Bachelor edit though… Aven’s visit with Big Tony and the fam goes well until he says how engagement in a few days is kind of freaking him out. Erich is the only guy left for Gabby and Grandpa John can see him being endgame. But, he seems to be getting cold feet too. Tino knows he could’ve been roasted alive like his family did to Rachel, but instead he gets the Big Tony stamp of approval. Rachel is just after a ring and ends things with overly understanding Aven. Gabby has been announced that she will be on Dancing with the Stars, which might spoil her ending? Some of the fuckboys of the franchise made their rounds in the news with Nayte explaining his “dick move” on Viall Files and James McCoy Taylor getting arrested for drunk driving. Erich also looks like he will be answering to some blackface photos at After the Final Rose.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 37m:02s)
Queen Elizabeth II died this past week. The Emmys were a big night for Black women… and for Pete Davidson maybe making frequent trips to the bathroom. Will Leonardo Dicaprio break his age limit for 27-year-old Gigi Hadid or are they just friends? We seem to be entering an Elvis era because Jacob Elordi will be taking on the role as the singer in an upcoming A24 film based on Priscilla’s memoir. Vee went “Yikes!” to the sad state of the world with PnB Rock’s murder during a burglary this past week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 230 | “Cheeky”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_230_copy67p9w_300x300.jpg)
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Episode 230 | “Cheeky”
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Si & Veronica are maybe feeling ya for episode 230! Bachelorette put us through four (4) hours of not sexy enough content this week. Rachel swore she wouldn’t use the “L” word yet, and then she used it with two men! Jesse is acting a therapist to nearly everybody as he just waits to move resorts for Bachelor in Paradise filming. Both ladies do a lot of jumping into water as metaphors to taking the next big step. Gabby sent both Johnny and Jason (those damn J names) home for not being ready to commit… meanwhile Erich and her had a tiff about the nature of Fantasy Suites. Rachel seemingly tried to talk Zach into breaking up with her and he wasn’t having it. And we still have two weeks to figure out how this all ends! Hannah Brown’s bro and Jed Wyatt’s ex are officially married, and Clare Crawley went IG official with her new beau.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 35m:42s)
Justin Bieber is suspending the rest of his “Justice” tour because of his declining health. Kim K wants to be as cool as us and will be having a legal/true crime podcast hitting Spotify soon. Don’t worry about Shia LaBeouf as he has some new roles coming down the pipeline. But, the “Don’t Worry Darling” drama only got better with the most bizarre premiere and press run behavior at the Venice Film Festival. Did Harry purposely spit on Chris Pine? Vee went “Yikes!” to Leonardo Dicaprio pretty much confirming with his most recent breakup the known data set of his previous gfs and that they cap out at age 25. But just as quickly as that “Yikes!” came in, it went out with Kanye posting more about Pete in the trauma ward and other drama. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 229 | “P Meets the V”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_229_copy8hwto_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Episode 229 | “P Meets the V”
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Wednesday Aug 31, 2022
Si & Veronica are wishing more was told for episode 229! This week’s Bachelorette left many things to be desired. Aven’s hometown date went swimmingly, even after a knocked over love spell from the most Massachusetts. The Men Tell All was missing some main villains, but they made it into the conversation still. And it looks like one of them made it to the beach aka Rambo’s dad. Many of the men went on their apology tours and Nate looks like he is getting the next Bachelor edit. Most of the show was sponcon for The Kardashians, Virgin Voyages, and the “Bros” movie starring known bachelor “out man” Billy Eichner. They even tried to get us to click through to the ABC site by not airing the hometown's rose ceremony!! But more importantly, Paradise was promoted and it looks like we are getting a bunch of Clayton’s season girlies and some former faves!
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 33m:23s)
The VMAs were this past weekend and the biggest news surrounding it was Yung Gravy taking Addison Rae’s mom as his date and Taylor Swift dropping the release date for her NEW (yes, fully new) album. Everyone’s fave buxom blonde, Sydney Sweeney, got some backlash for some political garments her family was wearing in a bday post to her mom. Vee went “Yikes!” to the continuation of drama surrounding “Don’t Worry Darling,” but this time it looks like Olivia Wilde might’ve really put her foot in her mouth regarding Shia LaBeouf. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 228 | “Dick Tracy”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_228aik7z_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Episode 228 | “Dick Tracy”
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Wednesday Aug 24, 2022
Si & Veronica are pushing through the pain for episode 228! Hometowns are here and they come with some love and heartbreak. For it being the most chock full hometowns episode some of the interactions barely made a blip on the radar. Two of Gabby’s men might not be even ready for marriage. Rachel waited until Tyler fully confessed his love for her to break his carnie cutie heart. But karma got her good with how Tino’s family came for her hard. And Erich’s family had us all in tears. Rest in peace Allen. We have to save Aven for next week with the Men Tell All. Wells Adams is now a married bartender after this past weekend’s wedding with Sarah Hyland. Clayton and Susie are really banking on distance making the heart grow fonder has they are moving to Arizona and LA, respectively.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 43m:39s)
Love might not be blind because two of season 2’s couples have filed for divorce. Just in time for the “After the Altar” episode to come out… Solange Knowles is the first black composer for the NYC ballet. JLo (or I guess JAf) and Ben came to our neck of the woods for an extravagant second wedding. But Ben’s bro was nowhere to be found. Will Smith has made his return to IG post-Oscar slap and maybe he should just hop right back off with his weird content. Vee went “Yikes!” to the controversy over Ye’s display preferences for his Gap Yeezy line. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 227 | “Panty Dropper”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_227_copy8mxel_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
Episode 227 | “Panty Dropper”
Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
Wednesday Aug 17, 2022
Si & Veronica are wishing they were in Amsterdam for tulip season for episode 227! Gabby and Rachel have tough decisions to make this week with hometowns on the horizon, and Gabby goes hard out of the gate with sending Nate home. Rachel’s 1:1 date with Zach goes much better and he secured the first “I’m falling in love with you” and hometown rose. The group dates this week sexy and gassy, with Gabby’s men being tortured by a dominatrix and Rachel’s men having to compete for the Cheese King title. Covid strikes the most hyped up contestant, Logan, and he pretty much disappears into the ether after a cocktail party cancellation. Our ladies are headed to the homes of their men! Kaitlyn Bristowe and Jason Tartick are pushing back their NYE wedding. Pilot Pete and Kelley Flanagan may be back on again over a year after their messy breakup.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 39m:13s)
Posh Spice’s kid has an additional last name now, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham. The controversial age gap relationship between Florence Pugh and Zach Braff is no more. Michelle Branch and Patrick Carney are having a much messier split including cheating allegations and domestic assault charges. Emrata may already have a new man… and that man may be Brad Pitt. Vee went “Yikes!” to the drama surrounding the “Don’t Worry Darling” cast and if Florence and Olivia Wilde were ~actually~ feuding. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 226 | “Risk It All”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_226_copya4363_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Episode 226 | “Risk It All”
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Wednesday Aug 10, 2022
Si & Veronica are shouting through the thunder for episode 226. Gabby and Rachel and their motley crew of men set sail for Belgium and Logan sets sail from Rachel’s side to Gabby’s side. Plenty of tears and pissed off looks were shed with that endeavor. Tino is trying to assert his dominance with Rachel’s other men, but will it bite him in the butt? Gabby learned more about Johnny’s goofy side and his struggles with depression, which solidifies his place on her side. Logan squeaks out another week over Gabby’s first impression rose winner, which won’t win any good favors with her other men. In other Bachelor Nation news, Tyler Cameron is back on the market and can probably be found in a beach bar in Jupiter, Florida. Madi Prewett and her new fiance did the cringiest Live video detailing their short relationship, strange definition of swag, and push to get married to bang!
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 45m:26s)
Rest in peace to the beautiful and talented Olivia Newton John. Congratulations to Chrissy Teigen and John Legend as they are expecting their third child. Serena Williams will be stepping away from tennis to pursue her family life and other business pursuits. Kris Jenner was kept busy this week with a new grandkid entering the mix via Khloe and Tristan’s surrogate AND a big break up from her OG daughter/client. Kim and Pete are donezo, and Vee went “Yikes!” to Kanye’s slightly threatening IG post saying that Pete was found dead (and threw in a jab about Kid Cudi’s Rolling Loud exit). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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![Episode 225 | “Knockers”](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog2366144/Future_Bachelor_Podcast_Episode_Artwork_225_copyalq18_300x300.jpg)
Wednesday Aug 03, 2022
Episode 225 | “Knockers”
Wednesday Aug 03, 2022
Wednesday Aug 03, 2022
Si & Veronica are all aboard the ship of love for episode 225! Instead of being in Cincinnati or Virginia and calling it the city of love… They are actually in Paris! The girls have their first 1:1 dates with Tino and Jason and do some classic Parisian things. The rest of the dudes find their digs on the cruise ship. Two new villains are emerging as Hayden has been running his mouth and Logan is flip flopping. Gabby’s group date somehow becomes all about how Rachel’s men aren’t sucking up enough to her… and Rachel’s group date involves the men sucking their own hands. Hayden gets kicked off the ship after all of his bitchy comments come to light, but he at least gets to be reunited with his dying pup, Rambo. Will Rachel make it through this journey with all the ups and downs she has been experiencing? There were some big engagements with Bach faves of Madi Prewett and her bf of 8 months and Bennett Jordan and his secret gf of a year.
(Bachelor talk ends at time marker 35m:00s)
Music Midtown made big music news this past week with the festival being canceled for updated state gun laws that make it hard for the festival to prohibit guns. Cara Delevingne set the record straight that her behavior with Meg at the BBMAs was just her being her odd self. Eddie Munson made it to the big screen… at Lolla that is with the “Stranger Things” clip being played during Metallica’s set. Vee went “Yikes!” to the very public handling of Ne-Yo’s cheating allegations by his estranged wife. And he even liked the IG post! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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