Episodes
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Episode 264 | “Being Realistic”
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
Si & Veronica are surprised by the amount of pop culture news for episode 264! Becca and Thomas are expecting their first baby together this September! Much to many fans' dismay, Lauren and Cameron from season 1 of Love Is Blind will not be the new hosts for the upcoming fifth season. But, Lauren will be back on reality TV with Amazon Freevee’s new competition show The GOAT, along with Bachelor Nation faves Grocery Store Joe and Tayshia Adams. Pilot Pete and Kelley have officially broken up… again. Gabby Windey talked about what actually was going on with her and Vinny on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s podcast and it wasn’t all jokes… they actually do have some romantic feelings but schedules make it tough. The Bachelor season 27 girlies are living their best lives and went on a Miami girls trip this past weekend. The White House Correspondents Dinner included several social media and reality stars in attendance, such as Rachel Lindsay and her husband Bryan Abasolo and some of the ladies of Vanderpump Rules. That ended up being fitting for when a Scandoval reference was made and everyone at home could see Ariana’s reaction in the crowd at dinner.
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The first Monday of May aka the Met Gala has come and gone with some folks taking on Karl Lagerfeld’s cat Choupette, Chanel archive looks, and pregnancy announcements from Serena Williams and Karlie Kloss. A cockroach even made its Met carpet debut. Rest in peace to Jerry Springer and all the fun compilations his show has brought us. Alex Cooper aka Ms. Call Her Daddy is engaged to her Mr. Sexy Zoom Man. People are trying to figure out if Miley Cyrus released some demo tracks under a fake name, Clara Pierce, or if someone else leaked them before they were taken off of streaming platforms. Vee went “Yikes!” to some rom com promos that might’ve gone too far with Glen Powell’s relationship ending and people speculating about the stability of Sydney Sweeney’s relationship with her fiance in light of videos with her aforementioned co-star. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Episode 263 | “Back into the Oven”
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Tuesday Apr 25, 2023
Si & Veronica are hearing crickets for episode 263! The final three girls from Zach’s season explained their matching IG pics finally… and it was just their sister solidarity. Ben Higgins wants to put his hat into the ring for hosting the Bachelor Seniors show. He will even settle for handing out their meds. Rachel Recchia might be heading to the beach this summer. Meanwhile, Gabby has ex Clayton hollering in her IG comments. Dean Unglert stays being wild with recent comments about how if he is sterile Caelynn could maybe use one of his brother’s sperm for their children.
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Coachella weekend two was without Frank Ocean and with some major guests. Labrinth brought out Sia and Zendaya. Rest in peace to dance legend and Dancing with the Stars judge Len Goodman. Atlanta is praying for Jamie Foxx as his mysterious medical condition improves. He has been hospitalized for the last several weeks. Veronica went “Yikes!” to cheating rumors surrounding Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn’s breakup. Swifties are taking to Instagram to track down Joe’s co-star, Emma Laird, and think she was more than just working with Joe. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Episode 262 | “Magic is Gone”
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Si & Veronica are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for Bachelor Nation news for episode 262! Kaitlyn Bristowe went on her fiance’s podcast to talk about her earnings and negotiations from her time on reality TV. Scandoval is still alive and kicking after Tom Sandoval went on Howie Mandel’s podcast and got plenty of backlash from the content of the show. Ariana might have already moved on with a new fling seen at Coachella. Love Is Blind was the main source of reality tv drama this week… even though their delayed “live” reunion barely touched any of the on-screen drama. The Lachey’s are getting backlash for being pushy about babies and for generally not helping lead juicy conversation. Much like last season, it feels like most of the drama will unfold with receipts on IG. Marshall went onto Nick Viall’s podcast to talk about Jackie’s betrayal and his time on the show. Business Insider revealed some of the nasty underpinnings of the popular show with examples from their first season in Atlanta.
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Coachella weekend one was this past weekend and the stars were out and about. Bad Bunny stans were not pleased to see multiple PDA videos of Benito and Kendall Jenner. Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello fans were confused to see the exes getting cozy. And Frank Ocean disappointed his huge crowd with his tardiness and strange set and stage configuration. Ariana Grande spoke out about how folks shouldn’t comment on other people’s bodies and what they deem to be healthy or not. Vee went “Yikes!” to Drake Bell going missing by a Florida middle school just to be found several hours later?? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Episode 261 | “Hot Commodity”
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Wednesday Apr 12, 2023
Si & Veronica are feeling the spring vibes for episode 261! Madi Prewett is getting her bag with Cupshe by making supposedly “modest, faith-aligned” bathing suits with the fast fashion brand. There seems to be a Bravo/Bachelor romance crossover after a picture featuring Tayshia and Luke from Summer House subtly holding hands was deleted from IG. Joshua Tylerbest from Katie Thurston’s season has been arrested on 15 child sexual abuse materials charges… Scandoval is still brewing, especially after Schwartz’s manic Watch What Happens Live appearance. Netflix is changing it up and doing their first ever live reunion show with this current season of Love is Blind. Bartise, known villain from season 3 of LIB and from Perfect Match has revealed he has a baby son.
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Amidst all the Eras tour content, the Swifties and sources close to the singer have stated that Taylor and longtime-bf Joe Alwyn have broken up. Will the rest of her tour feature more brekaup bops? On the other side of the love spectrum, Millie Bobby Brown and Jake Bongiovi are engaged. Kim Kardashian will be taking on a non-reality role in the upcoming 12th season of American Horror Story. Meanwhile, her sister Kylie Jenner is sparking romance rumors with Timothee Chalamet. A fifth Shrek movie could be in the works with the OG voice cast. Vee went “Yikes!” to the mysterious stabbing death of the Cash App founder and to Nick Cannon’s delusions that Taylor Swift would want to father his 13th child. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Episode 260 | “Convenient Timing”
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Si & Veronica aren’t going to be fooled for episode 260! Welcome to the off-season, comPODres! Mike Fleiss, aka the Bach Daddy aka Mr. Problematic at the helm of the franchise, has decided to leave the franchise… except it isn’t all sunshine and roses. He does so amid allegations of racial discrimination, which is not a surprise to anyone who has been following the franchise for the last 5 years at minimum. Will we see a fresh, new Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise in his wake? Or will old fans rebuke new changes? Reality shows must run in the Glaze family because Marshall Glaze from season 4 of Love Is Blind is cousins with Justin Glaze from Katie Thurston’s Bachelorette season and last summer’s BIP. Only time will tell which one of them has the better facial expressions.
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Gwyneth Paltrow won her George Washinton in the ski crash trial. Justin Bieber might have to say sorry to his fans again amid retirement rumors. His ex, Selena Gomez, might be dating Gigi Hadid’s ex, Zayn Malik. Kelsea Ballerini made one of country music’s biggest stages a place to celebrate drag queens and honor the victims of gun violence. We may still have to save Britney yet… she has been seen without her husband or wedding ring and with a new mystery man. Vee went “Yikes!” to a sloppy Emrata and Harry Styles smooch that may have angered Emrata’s pal, Olivia Wilde. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Episode 259 | “Waiting for the But”
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Si & Veronica are feeling tired for episode 259! The Bachelor semi-surprised us with a THREE HOUR-LONG finale that had a Kardashians commercial and an unnecessary interview with Sean and Catherine Lowe. Jesse came to us live with a studio audience and kicked us off before we continued Zach’s Thailand journey with Ariel’s absolute poise and perfect articulation of her feelings at the end of the show and how Zach took away the coupledom and agency with how he handled Fantasy Suites. The ladies get to meet Zach’s family and get to tiptoe around the awkwardness of what happened with “Sex Week”. Kaity and Zach’s dad bonded over their own daddy issues and Gabi learned more about Zach’s sick baby past. Kaity’s final one-on-one date goes swimmingly, meanwhile Gabi’s leaves her with nonanswers that are really the answer she doesn’t want to hear. Gabi predicts her own end and stopped Zach from saying more canned break-up lines. Kaity and Zach seem happy together and are planning on moving in together in the summer! We get a sneak preview of Charity’s season, coming June 26 at a new later time, and her brother is going to go undercover to learn about these men.
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Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez are trying to stop the hate flowing in from their stans against the other. Natalie and Deepti from season 2 of Love Is Blind started their own recap podcast. Goop is on her second week of trial for the skiing lawsuit that is being memed everywhere. Sammi Sweetheart is returning to the shore after 10 long years. Gisele might be back in the dating game… and someone in a higher tax bracket. Vee went “Yikes!” to the Nashville tragedy (and how Bachelor handled it) and to Jonathan Majors being arrested for allegedly assaulting a woman (who might be his girlfriend). Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Episode 258 | “Sex Week”
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Wednesday Mar 22, 2023
Si & Veronica are feeling the good vibrations for episode 258! It’s week 9 aka Sex Week but actually no sex week according to Zach’s very silly declaration. Even absentee host Jesse thought it was a bad idea and ended up being right… Ariel, aka the sexiest contestant, gets her date first to eat bugs and makeout at the market and takes Zach’s “no sex” rule like a g when it comes to the overnight portion. Meanwhile, Gabi is already spiraling, which leads to a “always second” spiral on her private island/pirate ship date. Gabi really leaves it all on the field when she says she is falling for Zach, just for him to drop the bomb of his rule… and for them to break it. Because Zach is so worried about doing everything “right” he makes the poor decision to tell Gabi that he has to tell their sex story to Kaity and then ambushes Kaity mid date about what happened when she is a grown adult and could’ve been okay with assuming the potential sex and not being confronted with it. Kaity sticks around because she knows she’s his number one and Ariel gets sent home and has the most poised and graceful exit. There are a couple US Bachelor Nation faves joining our northern neighbors in the Canadian BIP. Charity’s potential cast has been leaked and she has quite the range of men looking for her love.
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Selena Gomez stays winning as she becomes the first woman to reach 400 million followers on Instagram! Take that Kylie; anything for Selenas! If you remember Good Burger from 25 years ago, get excited because Kenan and Kel are bringing us Good Burger 2. Throwback to some of our OG Future Bachelor episodes, but we finally get closure on XXXtentacion’s killers. Vee gave a sad “Yikes!” to Amanda Bynes being put on psychiatric hold after being found wandering the streets of LA naked. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Episode 257 | “By the Book”
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Si & Veronica are sipping the syrup for episode 257! We get a double stacked week with Hometowns and Women Tell All. We got to see Zach go to Vermont with Gabi, Austin with Kaity, Georgia with Charity, and NYC with Ariel. Three out of the four women have some protective brothers, with Ariel’s brother taking the cake by asking Zach why Ariel should choose him. Kaity seems like the front runner especially after how easy it was to get Zach to do her chores for her. She gets the greenlight from her mom to continue their relationship and joins Charity in the club of telling him that she is falling in love. That didn’t save Charity as she was eliminated… but she will be our next bachelorette. Zach has many non-answers for the ladies when in the hot seat for the Women Tell All, but we finally see the Bachelor franchise taking accountability for its race issues by bringing in Dr. Kira Banks from St. Louis University and talking about microaggressions. From the previews, it looks like Zach isn’t going to keep his “no sex” promise for fantasy suites… In other Bach news, Ivan Hall proposed to his girlfriend AND bought her a new Tesla.
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This past week was the Oscars and Everything Everywhere All At Once were the big winners with seven awards, including most of the actor/actress categories and best picture. Lindsay Lohan is next up for our early aughts party queens getting pregnant. Time to get over season 3 of Love is Blind, because we have the singles of Seattle and season 4 right around the corner. Vee went “Yikes!” to Rachel Bilson pretty much admitting that her longtime ex and father of her child, Hayden Christensen, could never make her… ahem… finish. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Episode 256 | “Flabbergasted”
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Wednesday Mar 08, 2023
Si & Veronica are feeling 100% confident for episode 256! Week 7 was a big week for Zach and his ladies and included lots of Hungarian bath houses. Greer gets shipped from Estonia post-quarantine to just get dumped in a hotel room. Kaity secured the first hometown date rose and seemingly the front-runner spot after revealing more about her daddy issues on her second one-on-one. The group date is a mindfuck for all the girls as a mentalista reads their minds and reveals some unsavory thoughts. Brooklyn gets a second one-on-one that is mostly Zach realizing he isn’t all in on her and can’t meet her sweet grandpa. Kat spiraled more this week and it causes Zach to lose confidence in their connection and send her home. Hannah Brown is becoming the reality show winning darling after winning Special Forces.
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The Hailey/Justin Bieber vs. Selena Gomez drama continues as many think JBiebs bday party favor referenced how he was happy to not be with Selena… but also that Hailey was a second choice. Avril Lavigne and Tyga made it official at Paris Fashion Week. Is that the new IG official if you’re a celeb? Two new reality shows are coming down the line. One will feature identical twins being split up to find love and the other has a star studded cast of reality villains competing for money. Vee (and every Bravo fan) went “Yikes!” to what is now known as the “Scandoval” with Tom Sandoval and Raquel/Rachel having a months long affair under Tom’s longtime gf, Ariana’s, nose. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Episode 255 | “Straight Shooter”
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Wednesday Mar 01, 2023
Si & Veronica are lacing up their shoes for episode 255! The Bachelor and his ladies are in Estonia this week looking for love. Charity gets a one-on-one redux complete with horse and carriage, weird wife carrying competitions, and dumping some of her relationship trauma. But before all of that, Kat set the tone by stealing a smooch moments before Zach took Charity on her date. Brooklyn makes it clear that what Kat did was classless but Kat can’t see past her perfect button nose. They try to all get rid of the bad vibes on their witchy group date, but Jess’s paranoia about a one-on-one gets the best of her and half sends herself home/half gets sent home. We here at Future Bachelor are #TeamAriel and she proves it even more with her honest and fun approach to her one-on-one at the Estonian sauna. Will the Kat and Brooklyn drama explode next week? Kaitlyn Bristowe thinks that Zach’s covid b-roll was filmed at a different time back in LA. MadiPrew and Grant Trizzy Troutt explained that purity contracts helped them be held accountable before their marriage.
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Keke Palmer is now a boy mom! The SAG awards were this past week and there were big wins for Abbott Elementary, White Lotus, and more. Jenna Ortega and Aubrey Plaza twinned with their deadpan stares whilst presenting. Rebel Wilson is engaged to Ramona Agruma and they are definitely going to go full Disney adult for their wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to the grown adult women participating in mean girl drama. Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez seemingly haven’t squashed their beef and now Kylie is teaming up with Hailey. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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