Episodes
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Episode 194 | ”Ding-a-ling”
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Si & Veronica are wishing everyone a Merry Christmas with this slightly late episode 194! Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are supposedly no more. Some relationship rumors are swirling around Amanza from Selling Sunset and Zac Efron. The main and newest couple from Selling Sunset, Jason and Chrishell, have already called it quits after 5 months. Ye is still wanting Kim back, and might’ve even dropped his model gf and potential place of living just to attempt to get back in her good graces. Meanwhile, Kim is traipsing around Staten Island and it’s finest movie theaters and Italian restaurants with Pete Davidson. And he supposedly has the coveted Kardashian Christmas Party invite. Vee went “Yikes!” to Chris Noth aka “Mr. Big” being in the news for several sexual assault allegations. And just like that… his Peloton ad was pulled. Michelle’s Bachelorette finale did not disappoint in being an emotional rollercoaster. It DID disappoint in the forced live After the Final Rose bits. But what we really need to know is if they are going to make $200k downpayments a regular thing for the winning couple. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Dec 16, 2021
Episode 193 | ”Bros to Foes”
Thursday Dec 16, 2021
Thursday Dec 16, 2021
Si & Veronica are half Scrooge and half festive for this episode 193! Peloton’s stock dropped after the Sex And The City reboot showed a main character dying at the hands of the popular spin bike. But, they brought in Ryan Reynold’s media company for the best clapback ad. Travis Scott got dropped from his headlining spot at Coachella. Kim Kardashian finally passed the baby bar exam, all while she filed more court documents to get her separated from Ye, including going back to her maiden name. But, where is Pete in all of this? He’s been hanging with Miley promoting their NYE special… But is it all just good promotional press? IG may FINALLY be listening to us and could be bringing back some options for a chronological feed early next year. Vee went “Yikes!” to Tory Lanez allegedly saying “Dance, bitch!” to now hot girl graduate, Meg Thee Stallion, during their fight that led to him shooting her foot. Also a “Yikes!” to the issues surrounding casting Ansel Elgort as the lead in the West Side Story movie while the sexual assault allegations around him are still up in the air. Mexico had Michelle feeling some kind of way with Fantasy Suites this week! Is Nayte the real deal for her or is she just dickmatized? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Dec 09, 2021
Episode 192 | ”Hit Man”
Thursday Dec 09, 2021
Thursday Dec 09, 2021
Si & Veronica are young and ready for episode 192! Rihanna claps back in the DMs about the pregnancy rumors. Drake is removing himself from the Grammys narrative, but inserting himself into a narrative around prison/sentencing reform with a benefit concert headlined by Kanye and streamed on Amazon. T-Pain may be getting into the business of T-shirts with his “half sizing” concept. I’ll take one schmedium please! We are sending thoughts and prayers to Nick Cannon’s family in the wake of the loss of his 5-month-old son, Zen. Hulu was flamed by the general masses for releasing a documentary called “Astroworld: Concert From Hell” so much that they pulled it down just hours after releasing it. Will there be a good time for something like that in the future? Vee went “Yikes!” to Tristan Thompson’s continued tomfoolery. This time he has another baddie claiming he is a daddy and he’s trying to pay her to keep quiet. This week’s Men Tell All episode really rehashes the villains of episodes past. But the word of the night was probably “pizza,” so hopefully people didn’t have a drinking game involving that word. They also seemingly blew their load with the preview for Clayton’s season. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Episode 191 | ”How ‘Bout Them Apples”
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Thursday Dec 02, 2021
Si & Veronica have shaken off the turkey haze for episode 191! Rest in peace to two greats in the art world, Stephen Sondheim and Virgil Abloh. They both leave incredible legacies. Jack Dorsey steps down from his perch of Twitter CEO to focus more on the artist formerly known as Square and taking it into the crypto world with its new name of “Block”. Rihanna was named a national hero of her home country Barbados as it celebrated becoming a republic. People are speculating from her hand placement in those photos that she might have a bun in the oven… Adele will be spending her weekends for the first quarter of 2022 in Vegas. Channing Tatum is going to grind it out one more time in the third Magic Mike movie that will be exclusive to HBO Max. Vee went “Yikes!” to Anthony Ramos seemingly getting caught by a Tik Tok creator stepping out on his fiance at a strip club. We also went “Yikes!” to Aaron Carter staying messy and breaking up with his fiance after his child’s birth a few days earlier. It is hometown week for Michelle but the only guy you got a legitimate hometown date was Joe because they stayed in Minnesota. They kept the apple bit going with Rodney, which might’ve been his downfall. Will Nayte’s family’s warnings come true? Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Nov 25, 2021
Episode 190 | ”Biting Ice Cream”
Thursday Nov 25, 2021
Thursday Nov 25, 2021
Si & Veronica are giving Cher for episode 190! Some major breakups happened this week with Shawn Mendes/Camila Cabello, Jacob Elordi/Kaia Gerber, and Zac and Tayshia of Bachelor Nation all calling it quits. Meanwhile, Kim K and Pete Davidson debuted their relationship ~officially~, as well as Katie Thurston and former contestant John Hersey after her “12 Days of Messy” montage of former flames. That quick turnaround timeline from her engagement with Blake def made Vee go “Yikes!” Travis Scott and others might be up against a $2 Billion dollar lawsuit over AstroWorld damages now. Adele’s new album “30” made waves for sad girl fall, but it also helped change how Spotify lets us listen to albums! She requested that it didn’t default to shuffle and they listened. Iman Shumpert became the first former NBA player to win Dancing With the Stars. BTS and Meg Thee Stallion took home a bunch of AMAs this past weekend. Michelle really whittled down her men this week. The producers really tried to make a case for Clayton’s role as the next Bachelor with the tearjerker letters from Miss Young’s students after he got sent home. Martin got the boot this week after interrupting our favorite teacher for the last time. For the first time in franchise history, the final four are POCs! We will have to see what issues arise with hometowns next week. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Episode 189 | ”High Maintenance”
Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Thursday Nov 18, 2021
Si & Veronica are fully recording in the dark due to daylight savings for episode 189! Rest in peace to Young Dolph. Travis Scott is going to be asking Kylie for some money with these lawsuits coming up. Y2K’s favorite trio, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are all back and better than ever with a dissolved conservatorship, a stunning wedding, and a new romcom lead role, respectively. Lil Nas X is one of GQ’s Men of the Year. Vee went “Yikes!” to the hate crime against Suni Lee AND to DaBaby and Danileigh’s IG live fight. Michelle took a bunch of men home this week! Never have I seen so many dudes excited to leave a Palm Springs resort for the northern Midwest. The two frontrunners, Joe and Nayte, got their 1:1s and Chris S. had a problem with it! Martin surprisingly got a rose after generalizing all women to be high maintenance. Clayton got a bit of his origin story for being the next bachelor this episode but we still barely know who he is. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Nov 11, 2021
Episode 188 | ”Boys Club”
Thursday Nov 11, 2021
Thursday Nov 11, 2021
Si & Veronica are THEE sleepiest for episode 188! And just like that, Jay-Z has already deleted his Instagram. Ariana Grande will be taking on the role of Glinda for the movie version of “Wicked”, but people don’t want James Corden to be popular and want him far away from this musical adaptation. “CATS” has scarred us all. Paul Rudd has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2021. He is a wholesome and deserving pick, and he is helping keep the Avengers as a very sexy squad. A different Avenger/Guardian, Chris Pratt, is being less sexy and more cringey with his posts about his wife for her anniversary. Veronica thinks he is the worst out of the main Hollywood Chrises (Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt). Arby’s has the meats AND the alcohol with some new crinkle and curly fry-infused vodkas coming out this month. Vee (and everyone) went “Yikes!” to the major tragedy surrounding Astroworld, Travis Scott’s festival. We send our thoughts and prayers to the families of the lives lost at this concert and we hope Travis and his team are sending a lot more than that. Michelle felt mostly invisible this week with dudes broing out over teddy bears and campaigning for their friends that were already sent home. But the real teddy bear of a man, Olu, showed her that there is still hope for strong, emotional, and self-aware men! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Episode 187 | ”Cracking Safes”
Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Thursday Nov 04, 2021
Si & Veronica are wishing Si a very happy birthday for episode 187! Pete Davidson might be snagging one of the top baddies from his board with some date-like activities with Kim Kardashian. We have two enGAYgements this past week with Kal Penn coming out and getting engaged to his partner Josh and KStew getting engaged to her gf Dylan Meyer. Jessica Simpson got raw on the gram with a post about her 4 years of sobriety. Ana de Armas might be doing pirouettes and kicking ass in a John Wick spin-off. Facebook the company will now be Meta as Zuckerberg hopes to build out a whole “metaverse” of products, ways to interact virtually, and more. Beyonce finally has someone to follow on IG now that her husband Jay-Z finally joined the platform. Vee went “Yikes!” for the still spiraling story of Zayn allegedly hitting Yolanda Hadid, him and Gigi’s breakup, and current custody struggles. As Si says, he’s going in a “dumb direction” now. Michelle is on her top game for a Top Gun themed date this week. Jamie shows his true colors and gets outed in front of all the other men. Nayte and Brandon are proving to be consistent frontrunners, and Clayton has yet to prove to us why he is going to be a good lead next season! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Oct 28, 2021
Episode 186 | ”Trapped In A House”
Thursday Oct 28, 2021
Thursday Oct 28, 2021
Si & Veronica are “broing” out for episode 186! The rumors AREN’T true when it comes to John Mulaney and Olivia Munn, but we aren’t holding our breath. RIP to James Michael Tyler AKA Gunther on “Friends.” Some action figures and dolls are getting a makeover in upcoming movies. Buzz Lightyear will be getting a human origin story next year. Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling are set to star in a movie about Barbie. Sarah Blakely should get an award for being a baller boss after she gifted all of SPANX’s employees with $10,000 and two first class tickets to anywhere in the world. Speaking of awards, the one for wholesome moment of the week should go to Vin Diesel for walking Meadow Walker, the late Paul Walker’s daughter, down the aisle at her wedding. Vee went “Yikes!” to Alec Baldwin accidentally firing a prop gun and killing cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of “Rust”. Will movies move away from using real firearms? What about our national problem with guns? We are finally in the swing of dates with Michelle’s season and they are really sticking with her main selling points of being a teacher and a former DI basketball player. Jamie is coming off kind of cocky and as a pot stirrer towards the end of the episode, so we will have to see how that develops! Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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Thursday Oct 21, 2021
Episode 185 | ”Expelled”
Thursday Oct 21, 2021
Thursday Oct 21, 2021
Si & Veronica ask you to take it easy on us for episode 185! Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker took their love to the next level and are engaged! Will their punk rock pals MGK and Megan Fox be next? Harry Styles will be joining the ranks of the MCU as revealed in the post-credit scene of “The Eternals”. He, Tom Hiddleston, and Jake Gyllenhaal fill the Venn Diagram for “Taylor Swift’s Exes” and “In an MCU movie”. The artist formerly known as Kanye West is now just Ye. We will see how long that lasts. Kristin Cavallari has yet to date Si, but she revealed that she dated her ex husband for a couple dates after their divorce. Vee went “Yikes!” to a mental health nonprofit turning Jamie Lynn Spears down for proceeds coming from her new book. Michelle is ready for her newest class of men and isn’t letting any of them get away with being the class clown! From producer plants gone bad to DM slides gone ghost, our Bachelorette is laying down the law. Can’t wait to see how her star pupils fare as the weeks go on. Join us for what is always a good time and leave us a rating and review for a shoutout! Follow us @thefuturebachelor on Instagram! Thanks to you all who have subscribed!
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